Let’s not entrust our athletes with the government. Let’s trust ABS-CBN and GMA-7 instead. For the Olympics, send CAPT. BARBELL for weightlifting; DYESEBEL-swimming; PALOS-track and field/marathon; ASERO-boxing; KUNG-FU KIDS-taekwondo; LASTIKMAN-gymnastics. It's a real DREAM TEAM! (alteration mine)
Lol...If only it was true.
However, the Americans might protest since no amount of STEROIDS, I mean scientific training they give to their athletes will surmount the abilities of our superheroes. Their superheroes are busy waging war on some oil-rich country.