Wednesday, April 9, 2008

THE DOTA PRAYER

My brother plays this game from late night until early morning. I woke up at 3:30 am today to find out he just finished playing. He is so addicted to this game, he used to play this 10 hours straight on weekends! But for other people, playing is not enough. They even came up with a "prayer" based on the game. Here it goes:


THE DOTA PRAYER

Dear GODLIKE,

Thank you for OWNING me another day.

May all the WICKED SICK be

healed by your DOMINATING touch.

May your PERSEVERANCE be present

MORNING TAVERN until DAWN TAVERN.

May you increase our CRITICAL from

LUCIFER and damage his ARMOR

with our DIVINE RAPIER.

Sorry if we BACK STAB you.

Send us our GUARDIAN ANGEL

to save us.

May you continue to bring

UNSTOPPABLE blessings and

fill our HEARTS with TARRASQUE

and remove us from this

MASK OF MADNESS.

AMEN



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